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Old 12-11-2005, 06:24 PM   #51
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

just keep ur hea above water ... a pod of friendly dolphins will be arriving with a dry suit for ya!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 12-12-2005, 11:55 AM   #52
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

Yeah, man. Just keep waiting; everything's gonna be cool soon.

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Old 12-13-2005, 03:40 PM   #53
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

hey i'll send a couple of tinnies over .... that should help you chill

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Old 12-13-2005, 05:08 PM   #54
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

Ulises?

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Old 12-13-2005, 08:06 PM   #55
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

...gotta...fight....hypo.......thermia...gotta ssstay...
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Dolphins...not......coming...
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Must...reach...Engl....
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"He who dies with the most toys...still dies."
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:05 PM   #56
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Ahhh damnit now I gotta do my baywatch impression ..... James hold my clothes .... (how convieniant im wearing a swimsuit underneath!)

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Old 12-18-2005, 03:07 PM   #57
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

HOLD ON ULISES ......


... brrrrr .... its a bit nippy ...... crikey its really quite cold ....

I think Ive lost feeling to my toes

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Old 12-19-2005, 06:15 AM   #58
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

Quote:
Xu Wenfung wrote:
Dear Aunt Agony,

I have this obsessive compulsive urge to have my wrist Grabbed by a someone, anyone. My fetish is destroying my social life and work life. In work, all I can do is to write/type "GRAB MY WRIST (TM)" all over my report. My boss has threatens to fire me if I do not stop this OC behavior. Please help....

Sincerely,

GRAB MY WRIST (TM)
hun its not wrist we wanna grab

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:15 PM   #59
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HOLD ON ULISES ......


... brrrrr .... its a bit nippy ...... crikey its really quite cold ....

I think Ive lost feeling to my toes
Swim like the wind, Emma.

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Old 12-20-2005, 02:10 AM   #60
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HOLD ON ULISES ......


... brrrrr .... its a bit nippy ...... crikey its really quite cold ....

I think Ive lost feeling to my toes

And there was I thinking you were just pleased to see me

A difficult problem is easily solved by asking yourself the question, "Just how would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:59 PM   #61
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Man, I gotta get to the UK ...
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Old 01-04-2006, 03:17 PM   #62
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BAD BAD BAD LOT U ALL ARE!
lol .... y was i the only one in the water??

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Old 01-05-2006, 12:27 PM   #63
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BAD BAD BAD LOT U ALL ARE!
Yeah. You're one to talk.

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Old 01-06-2006, 02:17 AM   #64
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Yeah. You're one to talk.

what are you implying?

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Old 01-06-2006, 11:44 AM   #65
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To all who might be wondering exactly what I'm implying about Emma's behavior, please see her previous posts. All of them. In every thread. The prosecution rests.

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Old 01-07-2006, 07:47 PM   #66
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i would like to add in my defense ..... they keep leaving answers with obvious posts ..... I HAVE TO REPLY ...... its be against nature itself to ignore them .....

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Old 01-09-2006, 12:05 PM   #67
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i would like to add in my defense ..... they keep leaving answers with obvious posts ..... I HAVE TO REPLY ...... its be against nature itself to ignore them .....
So that's a signed confession, then?

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Old 01-18-2006, 09:20 PM   #68
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So that's a signed confession, then?
will I get time off for good behaviour??

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Old 01-19-2006, 12:05 PM   #69
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will I get time off for good behaviour??
Good behavior? When did that happen?

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Old 01-21-2006, 03:28 PM   #70
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Good behavior? When did that happen?
okay okay ... I'll go quietly ....
.... this bit involves hand cuffs right?

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Old 01-23-2006, 12:56 PM   #71
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okay okay ... I'll go quietly ....
.... this bit involves hand cuffs right?
Groan.

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Old 01-24-2006, 01:36 PM   #72
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okay okay ... I'll go quietly ....
.... this bit involves hand cuffs right?
You definitely can't help yourself can you Emma.. it must be something in the water over there

Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.
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Old 01-26-2006, 08:54 PM   #73
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You definitely can't help yourself can you Emma.. it must be something in the water over there
what ya mean over there??? ... im in the next county to you !!! (fool!)
so oooooooh arrrrrrrrrr moy luv ver!

and well ... everyone knows what us country folk be like! .. its all those hay bales and long grass and stuff!

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