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01-29-2007, 08:00 AM
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Dojo: Kiburn, London, UK
Location: London
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
Martial artists always know how to take a joke - any casual reader of ma boards
I contribute greatly to aikiwebs expanding knowlege of aikido and Ueshiba - Ian Hurst
Shodokan aikido - it's just judo for wusses - (Peter, Larry et al)
Yoshinkan really misses the point of aikido - Boon, Ron
I think your aikido is great and I enjoyed the video link you provided - Szzzschg%^&644nnnn
Ki? Jin? It's all a complete load of Eastern Hokum, just hit the weights and spar if you really want to learn how to fight - Mike
I failed all my trigonometry tests - Eric
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01-29-2007, 08:03 AM
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#52
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Dojo: Doshinkan dojo in Roxborough, Pa
Location: Phila. Pa
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
Let the weight from your crotch be in your hands...
Justin...
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Ron Tisdale
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"The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind."
St. Bonaventure (ca. 1221-1274)
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01-29-2007, 08:11 AM
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#53
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Location: Durango, CO
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
I dunno.... I really hate for that one to become trivialized, no matter how much fun it is to exhibit it. Sort of like little boys getting excited talking about "poo poo".
It's a critical point in developing internal strength. But, whatever... play with it. The people who will learn will learn and the others... c'est la vie.
Mike
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01-29-2007, 08:28 AM
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#54
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Dojo: Doshinkan dojo in Roxborough, Pa
Location: Phila. Pa
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
Hey Mike,
No offense...of course. I just love the way Justin is fascinated by it. And you are quite correct...it's exactly like scatological humor...
Best,
Ron
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Ron Tisdale
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"The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind."
St. Bonaventure (ca. 1221-1274)
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01-29-2007, 08:41 AM
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#55
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Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"If you guys are getting tired we can slow down and take it nice and gentle, i don't want anyone to get out of breath here"
-My sensei (Mr Cassidy) on the build up to gradings
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"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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01-31-2007, 05:23 AM
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#56
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Dojo: Mason Street Dojo
Location: Manchester
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"No more wine for me, thanks."
- Bernard Black
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01-31-2007, 11:54 AM
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Dojo: Aikido of Santa Cruz
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"Thank God for Karl Rove...I was wondering when to take that long-awaited vacation."
--Valerie Plame
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01-31-2007, 03:04 PM
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#58
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Dojo: Mason Street Dojo
Location: Manchester
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"No need to shout, I heard you the first time"
- my mother
"Actually, I remember telling you this story before"
- my father
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01-31-2007, 03:12 PM
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#59
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Dojo: Ft. Myers School of Aikido
Location: Ft. Myers, FL.
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"No chance. She's not pretty enough."
Bill Clinton
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"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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01-31-2007, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"Our initial feasibility assessment states clearly that...." - George Bush
"We won!" - Hassan Nasrallah, Ehud Olmert, George Bush
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01-31-2007, 04:23 PM
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Dojo: Aozora Dojo
Location: Birmingham, AL
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
Hmmm....this is a very serious situation. I need to think this through very carefully and plan how I'm going to handle it, get the best possible minds to critique my plan and listen to what they say before I fly off the handle and do something stupid and ruinous for the nation....
You know who!
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu
"Eternity forever!"
www.esotericorange.com
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01-31-2007, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
Quote:
David Orange wrote:
Hmmm....this is a very serious situation. I need to think this through very carefully and plan how I'm going to handle it, get the best possible minds to critique my plan and listen to what they say before I fly off the handle and do something stupid and ruinous for the nation....
You know who!
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Yes, I do - that would be ANY democrat....
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01-31-2007, 09:39 PM
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#63
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Dojo: Aikido of Santa Cruz
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"Are you attempting to bribe me, sir???"
--Tom DeLay
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01-31-2007, 10:58 PM
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Dojo: Aozora Dojo
Location: Birmingham, AL
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
Quote:
John Hogan wrote:
Yes, I do - that would be ANY democrat....
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Right. Dream on.
"W" means "Who".
As in You Know Who.
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu
"Eternity forever!"
www.esotericorange.com
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01-31-2007, 10:59 PM
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#65
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Dojo: Aozora Dojo
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"I could do that, and it would be very profitable for my friends, but it would be wrong, so forget it."
W.
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu
"Eternity forever!"
www.esotericorange.com
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02-01-2007, 01:03 AM
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#66
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Dojo: Aikido of Santa Cruz
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
"And, who better to hunt down sexual predators...than a sexual predator?"
--Mark Foley
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02-02-2007, 06:14 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
The England Team need all the consideranble help the Referee is committed to giving them
Any Rugby Fan
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02-02-2007, 09:37 PM
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Dojo: Aikido of Santa Cruz
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say
Thank God W is President.
--Molly Ivans (R.I.P. Molly! We barely knew ye!)
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