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11-22-2010, 07:37 PM
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Dojo: Way of Falling Water
Location: NSW
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Town full of 'Masters'
A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....
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11-22-2010, 09:28 PM
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Dojo: Aikido of Del Mar
Location: San Diego, CA
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
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Michael Wilson wrote:
A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....
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Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke...
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11-22-2010, 09:36 PM
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Dojo: Warren Budokan, Ohio USA
Location: Youngstown, Ohio
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
...cuz the Aikido master got knocked out and the other three were just sticking up for their buddy!...Ah-hahahahahahaha
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11-22-2010, 10:49 PM
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Dojo: Kenshinkan Dojo (Aikido of North County) Vista, CA
Location: Oceanside, California
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.
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Michael
"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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11-23-2010, 09:39 AM
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Location: Left Coast
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
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Michael Hackett wrote:
and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.
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Janet Rosen
http://www.zanshinart.com
"peace will enter when hate is gone"--percy mayfield
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11-23-2010, 09:50 AM
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Dojo: Boulder Aikikai
Location: Denver, Colorado
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
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Michael Hackett wrote:
and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.
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You sexist! Why do you assume they're all men?
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11-23-2010, 10:11 AM
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Location: Left Coast
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
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Dan Rubin wrote:
You sexist! Why do you assume they're all men?
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Who is more likely to be in barroom brawls ?
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Janet Rosen
http://www.zanshinart.com
"peace will enter when hate is gone"--percy mayfield
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11-23-2010, 11:00 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
Why do we assume only a man can woo and leave with a woman? Pfft...
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11-23-2010, 11:21 AM
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Dojo: Kenshinkan Dojo (Aikido of North County) Vista, CA
Location: Oceanside, California
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
Dan and David raise good points.....but where did I refer to the sex of the teacher? I didn't refer to the teacher's gender cuz I couldn't figure which way would be funnier to me. See, I can be politically correct, insensitive lout that I am.
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Michael
"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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11-23-2010, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
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Michael Wilson wrote:
A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....
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while the aikido instructor unsuccesfully tries to convince them to stop kicking the crap of the people who started the brawl...his/her wannabe budoka larping deshi.
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11-23-2010, 05:09 PM
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Dojo: Brisbane Aikido Republic
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
I heard she was sobbing at the bar ..telling the bartender that no-one would grab her wrist
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11-23-2010, 07:13 PM
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Dojo: Kenshinkan Dojo (Aikido of North County) Vista, CA
Location: Oceanside, California
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
Now THAT'S funny - I don't care who you are.
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Michael
"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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11-24-2010, 06:46 AM
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Dojo: Muden Juku, Ireland
Location: Kilkenny
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
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Daniel James wrote:
I heard she was sobbing at the bar ..telling the bartender that no-one would grab her wrist
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You beat me to it!
How about this:
The aikidoka is still trying to tie their hakama.
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11-25-2010, 06:16 PM
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Dojo: Way of Falling Water
Location: NSW
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'
Okay ... (they were quiet good by the way) ...
No one said "What about the Aikido master?"
Answer: He didnt go out that night.
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