The worst yet...

Had a weird dream last night: we were all in the change room getting ready for Aikido practice when suddenly, all our Gi's jumped up and started running around attacking each other! Man, the carnage was horrible; bits of white fabric everywhere!
Well, you can imagine we were pretty nonplussed, watching our garments fight each other, until I stood up, threw my arms out and bellowed: "GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGIS!!!"

I'm sorry; that was awful.
I'll just go and hit myself with something...

Dave

That was so bad it actually hurt

Oh dear.....

"Man, that's the worst idea I've ever heard."

"Yes, it is horrible, this idea."

I normally try and wash my Gi before it moves by itself.

Your Uke

Ben

P.S. when it is so sweaty that it can stand up in the corner by itself, wash it so no one passes out on the mat from the stench.

Thats almost as bad as Vogon poetry (hhgttg)

yoroshiku, pete

Ooch!!

Maybe you were just recalling the book cover of "Angry White Pajamas" by Robert Twigger.

Time to lay off the Garbage Pizza (pizza with everything in it) before bedtime.

That was really funny!

MMMmmmm.

This sounds like a case of cross training Gi rage.

So ... did you go on to train in your underwear, street clothes ... or just wake up yelling at them doggies?

I think the smell of your unwashed Gi had something more to say in that dream ... go back to sleep. Maybe they will come back together and tell you.