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Old 07-08-2002, 11:11 PM   #1
Chocolateuke
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Smile change comes from within

I know ya all know this stupid joke but might as well!

A monk goes to buy pizza ( why? I don't know! grr) and hands the cashier guy 20 dollars for a 15 dollar pizza. The monk surprised that he didnt get change and advances to asked the cashier if he may have his change. The Cashier says " Change must come from within!"

Ya I know its not imaginiative or not but its good!

Dallas Adolphsen
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Old 07-09-2002, 02:24 AM   #2
Jim ashby
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Hi Dallas. Would this be the same Buddhist that went to a hotdog stand and asked "could you make me one with everything"?
Have fun.

Vir Obesus Stola Saeptus
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Old 07-09-2002, 10:01 PM   #3
Chocolateuke
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pretty much theres different versons everywere! Gosh I've heard like 5 different versons same punchline. heres another joke ( not the buddist one tho)

The devil and God are walking on a street together. ( why?) and a peice of paper rolls up to them.. God picks it up and the the paper reads "religion" then the devil says " Ill start that for you!"

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