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Old 03-21-2006, 08:12 PM   #1
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Hin Ki Pin Ki

Well, I was reading the puns thread and it made me think of a rhyming riddle called a hinky pinky. Anyone heard of these? The rules are simple: the ANSWER must be two rhyming words, both of which have the same number of syllables. Two one-syllable words are a hink pink, two two-syllable words are a hinky pinky, and two three-syllable words are a hinkety pinkety.

The clue should hint at the answer, without giving too much away. So...
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What is a hink pink for the sound made by a high breakfall?


A mat splat!
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What is a hink pink for a staff take-away?


A jo throw!
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What is a hinky pinky for the knee walking practiced by a spanish millionaire?


A rico shikko!
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What is a hinkety pinkety for adventuring on your knees?


A suwari safari!
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:06 PM   #2
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Hink pink for a donated uniform?


Free gi.


What's a hinky pinky for a coin with a picture of a training sword on it?


Bokken token.
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:14 AM   #3
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hinkety pinkety for the rear of ones pleated trousers

backama hakama

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Old 03-22-2006, 07:39 AM   #4
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I'm embarrassed and shocked in that this forum would stoop so low as to start a thread based upon a childish game of rhyme such as hinky pinky.

I am seriously considering canceling my subscription.


What is a honky pink for a poorly executed basic move ?

Ikey ikkyo

What is a technique that one couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a serious sankyo

What is a hinky pinky for a move you might try to resist ?

A heavenly henkawaza

What is a hinky pinky for ... "you thought you had me?"

a competent kaeshiwaza
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Old 03-22-2006, 07:54 AM   #5
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They're supposed to rhyme
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Old 03-22-2006, 08:18 AM   #6
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Haha yea u need to get them to rhyme.. lol !
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Old 03-22-2006, 08:38 AM   #7
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki

Hm, they may be "childish," but they're not always simple.


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What is a hinnk pink for a uniform worn by a 2 year old?


A wee gi!

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Old 03-22-2006, 10:54 AM   #8
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Hi folks,

Just thought I'd point out that I just implemented the new "spoiler" tag which may be useful in threads like this. More details on the tag can be found here:

http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10042

To show off how the tag would work:

What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?

[spoiler]Dojo mojo![/spoiler]
Enjoy!

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Old 03-22-2006, 02:02 PM   #9
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki

Thanks for sharing that, Jun!

What is a hink pink for the spoiler tag?

[spoiler]A cool tool![/spoiler]

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Old 03-22-2006, 04:26 PM   #10
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki

Quote:
Jun Akiyama wrote:
What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?
[spoiler]Dojo mojo![/spoiler]
-- Jun
What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
[spoiler] Mojo dojo [/spoiler]

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Old 03-22-2006, 07:11 PM   #11
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Mark, did you mean a [spoiler]dojo "gogo"?[/spoiler]

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Old 03-22-2006, 07:16 PM   #12
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All right, this is even worse than the others. But it's four syllables!

What is a hinkadinky pinkadinky for a aikido student with no money?


[spoiler]I'm-a-broke-a aikidoka! [/spoiler]

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Old 03-22-2006, 09:56 PM   #13
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What's a hinky pinky for a practice sword that is on fire?

[spoiler] smokin' bokken [/spoiler]
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Old 03-23-2006, 05:40 AM   #14
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whats the hinky of the oldest person in gi?
[spoiler] dogi fogi! [/spoiler]

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 03-23-2006, 10:18 AM   #15
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki

What's the hinky pinky for when Sensei is in the mood to work with the jo all night?

[spoiler]A lot o' kata.[/spoiler]

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Old 03-23-2006, 12:35 PM   #16
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hinky pinky [spoiler] my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training[/spoiler]

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 03-23-2006, 12:47 PM   #17
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Quote:
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hinky pinky [spoiler] my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training[/spoiler]
What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
[spoiler]A stinky pinky![/spoiler]

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Old 03-23-2006, 01:07 PM   #18
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Quote:
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What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
[spoiler]A stinky pinky![/spoiler]
what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him
[spoiler] a brokken bokken[/spoiler] lol i love ya really

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Old 03-23-2006, 01:55 PM   #19
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki

LOL

Quote:
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what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him
[spoiler] a brokken bokken[/spoiler] lol i love ya really

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Old 03-23-2006, 02:46 PM   #20
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Quote:
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What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
[spoiler] Mojo dojo [/spoiler]
or if your a power puff girls fan whats the name of the monkey[spoiler] mojo jojo[/spoiler]

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Old 03-23-2006, 08:18 PM   #21
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What is a hinky pinky for sweets for a third-degree black belt?

[spoiler] Sandan bon-bon [/spoiler]
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:32 AM   #22
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whats the hinky pinky for the karate god?
[spoiler] Chuck Norris ......[/spoiler]
... hmmmm

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Old 03-24-2006, 04:37 AM   #23
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it doesn't work, but who cares, chuck norris is my god, and he will roundhouse kick any non-believers into oblivion

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Old 03-24-2006, 04:44 AM   #24
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yeah .,... well ... he aint my god .... hes my dad ..... so there!!!!

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Old 03-24-2006, 07:04 AM   #25
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ok this is a really bad one what do you get when you mix indian cooking and aikido
[spoiler] a tandori randori[/spoiler]

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