Aikido Bumper Stickers

"Aikido=MC2"

- That is, "Aikido equals M(mass) times C(speed of light) squared"
On the bumper sticker, the "2" is written as an exponent, just like in Einstein's famous relativity formula.

Any other ideas??
Is there an aikido bumper sticker you've always wanted but could never find, or one you saw once but could never get one?
Let me know and I'll make it for you.

(in small writing: )

If you can read this, then there is something wrong with your maai, dude.

If you can read this then there is something wrong with your maai, dude.

Let me know it you want the font size even smaller, like, teeny tiny.

Since you're in Germany, I could do one that says,
"Wenn sie dieses lesen kann, gibt es etwas mit dein maai los."
or however you prefer to phrase it.

"I'm OK, You're Uke."

"Yes, as a matter of fact I do own the whole !!##!! mat!"

Jeanne

Jeanne Shepard wrote: "I'm OK, You're Uke." "Yes, as a matter of fact I do own the whole !!##!! mat!"

I´d love those! How many do you reckon fit on one bumper? I want them all

How much would it be to get one, Patrick?

Practicing Aikido Parenting

Sonja McGough wrote: I´d love those! How many do you reckon fit on one bumper? I want them all How much would it be to get one, Patrick?

To get one, click on this link HERE
Then click where it says "Requested Designs."

I'm not sure how many can fit on a bumper.
Of course, I've seen people cover the entire back of their car in stickers. Maybe try just two or three to start and if you come up with any more ideas you can add them.

Have fun!
Thanks

Aikidoka do it till they bleed

Im a dan grade.....yes you can touch me

I go head over heals for tori


and one straight from the mouth of the head of white rose aikikai

"my name is shane riley.....That's sensei to you"

Grab my wrist.

Gerard Miller wrote: Grab my wrist.

I would like to expand on that:

Go ahead, punk. Grab my wrist!

Only trust people as far as you can throw them...
WE CAN SHOW YOU HOW!
Ft. Myers School of Aikido (239) 437-2006

Thanks,
Great suggestions so far.
They can be viewed by clicking HERE
Go to the section that says "Aikido: Requested Designs"

A couple new ones:
"Have you hugged your Uke today?"
"Shut Up And Practice !!"
"Bad Ukemi" .....(you gotta see that one)

See file attachments.


As always, orders can be placed HERE

please tell me that "Bad Ukemi" is a picture of a tiger attack or something...

I've removed the extremely grotesque image depicted in the "bad ukemi" bumper sticker. Please refrain from posting such images here.

-- Jun

Steven Imboden wrote: please tell me that "Bad Ukemi" is a picture of a tiger attack or something...

Lol, not really sure.
Folks have speculated on many possibilities, or that it might not even be "real."
I happened upon it somewhere in cyberspace years ago and just recently rediscovered it in an old folder on my hard drive.

I thought, "that poor fellow looks almost as bad as I felt my first few months of class."

Here's one...

"Driver finds ki's, with eyes closed"

Patrick Crane wrote: Lol, not really sure. Folks have speculated on many possibilities, or that it might not even be "real." I happened upon it somewhere in cyberspace years ago and just recently rediscovered it in an old folder on my hard drive. I thought, "that poor fellow looks almost as bad as I felt my first few months of class."

I wouldn't be able to tell if it was faked or not, but I've seen real pictures of dog attacks and they weren't pretty either, so that had the possibility of being real.

Being in the lineage of Steven Seagall, in my dojo we say,

"Reach out and HIT someone!"

New Ones:

Reach Out And HIT Someone!
Driver finds Ki's, with eyes closed
Aikido: A Kinder Gentler Can Of WhoopAss

Bumper Stickers Available Here

Thanks!

Stay Pretty-
Practice good ukemi

practice safe sex.......keep a bokken nearby

Steve Mullen wrote: practice safe sex.......keep a bokken nearby

OK, you're going to have to explain this one to me...

Jeanne

"if you think im ugly you should see my uki"


and as for the safe sex one, you never know when a bokken can come in handy.