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04-05-2006, 10:17 AM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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Nick Simpson wrote:
Oh well, Excuse the fact that I was ill all weekend, including the friday night where I still took the time to turn up and teach a class. Well, the term class is a little misleading, I mean the two people who turned up! Because you all had better things to do. And forgive me the 4 classes I trained in last week and the blood that I ended up spilling in one of them. Because Im obviously lazy and never train!
I'd like to add that I wont be there tonight (due to having slept all day after work last night and the fact that I have to hand in two essays) so burn my hakama, hang up my gi, remove my name from the list of illustrius deshi. Nick Simpson is obviously dead.
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aww nick i have to say i have the upmost admiration for you teaching a class whilst your were ill. lol but please no burning of hakama , i want the chance to see for my self what is under it
on a more serious note i would like to point out that if any one wishes to have ago at mr simpson will have to go through ..............[spoiler] the aiki sirens [/spoiler]
Last edited by merlynn : 04-05-2006 at 10:20 AM.
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some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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04-05-2006, 11:20 AM
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Dojo: Ft. Myers School of Aikido
Location: Ft. Myers, FL.
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Re: funny moments
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
aww nick i have to say i have the upmost admiration for you teaching a class whilst your were ill. lol but please no burning of hakama , i want the chance to see for my self what is under it
on a more serious note i would like to point out that if any one wishes to have ago at mr simpson will have to go through ..............[spoiler] the aiki sirens [/spoiler]
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Karen, you are so tough.
Fear not, as I do not intend to "have a go" at Mr. Simpson.
At least if I have to deal with aiki sirens, I'll hear them coming from far away!
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"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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04-05-2006, 11:24 AM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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James Davis, Jr. wrote:
Karen, you are so tough.
Fear not, as I do not intend to "have a go" at Mr. Simpson.
At least if I have to deal with aiki sirens, I'll hear them coming from far away!
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oh no you wont we are as silent as ninjas
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some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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04-05-2006, 04:36 PM
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Dojo: Ft. Myers School of Aikido
Location: Ft. Myers, FL.
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Re: funny moments
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
oh no you wont we are as silent as ninjas
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with sirens?
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"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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04-05-2006, 09:41 PM
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Dojo: Lower Providence Aikido
Location: Way too far East to suit me...
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Re: funny moments
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James Davis, Jr. wrote:
Karen, you are so tough.
Fear not, as I do not intend to "have a go" at Mr. Simpson.
At least if I have to deal with aiki sirens, I'll hear them coming from far away!
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Hold on...last time I checked, hearing sirens was not too beneficial...
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04-06-2006, 03:12 AM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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Aaron Clark wrote:
Hold on...last time I checked, hearing sirens was not too beneficial...
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and not hearing them isnt too good either, lol havent you heared the saying " a calm before the storm"
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04-06-2006, 05:50 AM
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Dojo: Lower Providence Aikido
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Re: funny moments
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
and not hearing them isnt too good either, lol havent you heared the saying " a calm before the storm"
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Ah, silent but deadly, like a jaguar in a hakama...
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04-06-2006, 06:32 AM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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Aaron Clark wrote:
Ah, silent but deadly, like a jaguar in a hakama...
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lol yes but the aiki sirens are worse!!! especially the chief siren she is the most deadly of all
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04-06-2006, 10:31 AM
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Dojo: Ft. Myers School of Aikido
Location: Ft. Myers, FL.
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Re: funny moments
Well, at least we get plenty of warning. That's really nice of you, Karen.
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"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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04-06-2006, 11:49 AM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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James Davis, Jr. wrote:
Well, at least we get plenty of warning. That's really nice of you, Karen.
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yes but it would help even more if you knew who you were looking out for
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some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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04-06-2006, 12:20 PM
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Dojo: Aikido Downtown
Location: Rhode Island
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Re: funny moments
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Aaron Clark wrote:
Ah, silent but deadly, like a jaguar in a hakama...
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that sounds like a quite fart let out a the mat during training
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Dan Hulley
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04-06-2006, 12:34 PM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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Daniel Hulley wrote:
that sounds like a quite fart let out a the mat during training
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hee hee
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04-06-2006, 03:25 PM
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Dojo: Lower Providence Aikido
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Re: funny moments
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Daniel Hulley wrote:
that sounds like a quite fart let out a the mat during training
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Imagine how deadly! No warning except the slight billowing of gi pants...
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04-06-2006, 03:49 PM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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Aaron Clark wrote:
Imagine how deadly! No warning except the slight billowing of gi pants...
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lol although the slight greening colour on the surrounding peoples faces would also be a clue
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04-07-2006, 10:20 AM
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Dojo: Ft. Myers School of Aikido
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Re: funny moments
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
yes but it would help even more if you knew who you were looking out for
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A funny girl with an english accent and jetlag?
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"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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04-07-2006, 11:11 AM
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#41
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Dojo: Aikido Downtown
Location: Rhode Island
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Re: funny moments
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Aaron Clark wrote:
Imagine how deadly! No warning except the slight billowing of gi pants...
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Quote:
Karen Dodsworth wrote:
lol although the slight greening colour on the surrounding peoples faces would also be a clue
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lol......that is an intresting way to extend you ki
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Dan Hulley
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04-07-2006, 11:43 AM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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James Davis, Jr. wrote:
A funny girl with an english accent and jetlag?
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yes but there are a few of us on aiki web which one of us will you be lookin for
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04-07-2006, 03:04 PM
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#43
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Dojo: Lower Providence Aikido
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Re: funny moments
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
yes but there are a few of us on aiki web which one of us will you be lookin for
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Well, according to a previous thread Karen's gi apparently knows how to hum, so that would certainly be a help with identification...
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04-07-2006, 03:17 PM
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Dojo: Aikido-Kajukenbo Self Defense Center
Location: Boise
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Re: funny moments
One of our senior students who is known to have a "commanding attitude" towards the kids in the group ("you don't mess with Mr. So and So"), was bowing us out after practice one night. While we were sitting in Seiza, this Senor student asked if we had "fun" practicing that night, one of the younger boys who is a bit of a smart alec (an 11yo 6th grader that has a bloodtie to me) sat up straight and yelled "SIR YES SIR!" at the top of his voice. At that time, several of the older students who are former military members sat straight up for a split second before they caught themselves and realized where they were. Everyone had a good laugh over that one. .
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04-07-2006, 03:22 PM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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Aaron Clark wrote:
Well, according to a previous thread Karen's gi apparently knows how to hum, so that would certainly be a help with identification...
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well the aiki sirens do not wear there gi's when they attack they could be the girl standing next to you so beware
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04-07-2006, 04:36 PM
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Dojo: Ft. Myers School of Aikido
Location: Ft. Myers, FL.
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Re: funny moments
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
yes but there are a few of us on aiki web which one of us will you be lookin for
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"Train with one as if they were many, train with many as if they were one."
In short, I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YA!!
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"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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04-07-2006, 04:59 PM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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James Davis, Jr. wrote:
"Train with one as if they were many, train with many as if they were one."
In short, I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YA!!
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well ther is only one thing i can say to that !!!
[spoiler]BRING IT ON [/spoiler]
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04-07-2006, 06:18 PM
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Dojo: Lower Providence Aikido
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Re: funny moments
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
well ther is only one thing i can say to that !!!
[spoiler]BRING IT ON [/spoiler]
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Uh-oh, angry stealth Aiki Siren on the warpath!
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04-07-2006, 06:19 PM
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Dojo: Lower Providence Aikido
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Re: funny moments
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James Davis, Jr. wrote:
"Train with one as if they were many, train with many as if they were one."
In short, I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YA!!
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That's not terribly Aiki of you...
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04-08-2006, 06:46 AM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: funny moments
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Aaron Clark wrote:
Uh-oh, angry stealth Aiki Siren on the warpath!
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aaron be thankful its only me the chief aiki siren has a much worse bite then i do
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