Hi all,
Reading your post reminded me of some videos I saw on a TV show one time about stupid criminals.
I remember a robbery of a convenient store caught on tape by the store's cameras. As if it wasn't enough that the guy had stolen all the money in the register, he grabbed himself a hot dog weenie on the way out the door. As he was about to leave he took a bite of his hot dog and got choked. He began running up to everyone frantically as if he was trying to say something and then collapsed in the doorway. I couldn't stop laughing.
I remember another convenient store robbery where the robber had a rifle and held the clerk at gunpoint and asked for the money from the register. When the clerk said that he could not open the register, the crook laid his rifle down on the counter and reached over for the register to open it himself. The clerk simply picked up the rifle and held the criminal for police.
Funny stuff.
Shane