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06-03-2012, 01:10 AM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Ok never mind about the kuman thong altar, I am going to meditate with Francisco Pancho. He walks away from a PhD at Berkeley and becomes Gurdjief.
15 minutes till the bell rings.
This kid blows me away.
An unlocked house in between two Oakland gangs. Casa de Paz. a great metaphor and practice.
http://www.ijourney.org/med/oakland/
A perfect Zombie antidote.
Chris
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Ok,
I guess I can't let go of my Kuman Thong barb.
I am amazed nobody commented on it. After all, it was the perfect irony - making an altar of guilder human baby flesh as a "ward-off" against zombies.
Wake up folks...
http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/m...d&type=article
Even Glen Back is abusing Alex Jones of claiming the Bilderbergers do this rite.
pErhaps we all have fallen asleep.... Into the zombie zone.
Chris
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06-04-2012, 07:07 AM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Ok,
I guess I can't let go of my Kuman Thong barb.
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I completely missed that. I thought you said " Human Thong," which made me think of Phi Truong.
With all the talk about seriously crazy people, and thongs.....it was the only thing that made sense.
Sorry.
David
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu
"Eternity forever!"
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06-04-2012, 09:38 AM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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David Orange wrote:
I completely missed that. I thought you said "Human Thong," which made me think of Phi Truong.
With all the talk about seriously crazy people, and thongs.....it was the only thing that made sense.
Sorry.
David
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Would that be Phi an aspirated voiceless bilabial plosive Or as in a voiceless labiodental fricative?
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And now this Fromm CNN news:
Zombie terrorist believed to be the porn actor sought for mailing body parts to Canadian politicians detained in Germany, police say.
Zombies.... They're everywhere, there everywhere.
Chris
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06-04-2012, 07:19 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Chris Parkerson wrote:
Would that be Phi an aspirated voiceless bilabial plosive Or as in a voiceless labiodental fricative?
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And now this Fromm CNN news:
Zombie terrorist believed to be the porn actor sought for mailing body parts to Canadian politicians detained in Germany, police say.
Zombies.... They're everywhere, there everywhere.
Chris
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Chris,
I most certainly hope that they are not everywhere, that would be a scary thought! Let's hope you just collected a few rare exceptional stories!
Tom
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06-04-2012, 10:12 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Chris,
I most certainly hope that they are not everywhere, that would be a scary thought! Let's hope you just collected a few rare exceptional stories!
Tom
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I guess it depends on how you define Zombie. But I have had a blast with this thread...
Peace
Chris
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06-05-2012, 07:02 AM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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David Orange wrote:
I completely missed that. I thought you said "Human Thong," which made me think of Phi Truong.
With all the talk about seriously crazy people, and thongs.....it was the only thing that made sense.
Sorry.
David
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hey now! i have graduated from "thong" to full commando. blame it on all these internal stuffs that i no longer need the thong to keep things together. it's all those aiki stuffs which made me want to be part of nature. although, my neighbors would rather that i keep my nature inside and away from other folks.
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06-05-2012, 12:15 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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hey now! i have graduated from "thong" to full commando. blame it on all these internal stuffs that i no longer need the thong to keep things together. it's all those aiki stuffs which made me want to be part of nature. although, my neighbors would rather that i keep my nature inside and away from other folks.
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I knew we could suck you into this thread...
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Chris
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06-05-2012, 01:08 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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I knew we could suck you into this thread...
: )
Chris
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I thought this was zombies, not vampires or chupacabras. Darn thread drift, can't keep up....
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Janet Rosen
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06-05-2012, 02:21 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
Being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie
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06-05-2012, 02:22 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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I thought this was zombies, not vampires or chupacabras. Darn thread drift, can't keep up....
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Being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie
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06-05-2012, 05:24 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie
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You may not realize it, but being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie.
FYI
David
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu
"Eternity forever!"
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06-05-2012, 07:41 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
Well, if I start gnawing on human flesh, lob my head off with a Harori Hanzo Katana.
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06-05-2012, 09:09 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Well, if I start gnawing on human flesh, lob my head off with a Harori Hanzo Katana.
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Hmm. I happen to have one of those.
Since your ADD seems to be getting worse, maybe it's getting to be time.
Let me know when you're ready.
David
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu
"Eternity forever!"
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06-05-2012, 09:44 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
Only of it is an authentic Hatori Hanzo. No cheap replicas.
Chris
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06-05-2012, 10:50 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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You may not realize it, but being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie.
FYI
David
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Perseveration is a sign of perseveration.
-a message from the Department of Redundancy Department
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06-05-2012, 11:06 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Only of it is an authentic Hatori Hanzo. No cheap replicas.
Chris
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Ahh, just close your eyes. You won't know!
"Chopper"
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu
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06-05-2012, 11:10 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
Well persever my head From my neck and cut it off while you are beheading me.
Anyway, David, Hatori Hanzo blades are mythical.
Chris
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06-05-2012, 11:57 PM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
David, the scenario was preset to evoke a second precursor behavior of Zombieism. The famous blademan of the Ninja clan spelled his name with two t's.
Zombies tend to see what they expect to see.
A third indicator of Zombieism may be emerging. Some Zombies may prefer to lob off heads with swords before eating them.
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/m...06-06-1.460996
Chris
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06-06-2012, 07:06 AM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Well persever my head From my neck and cut it off while you are beheading me.
Anyway, David, Hatori Hanzo blades are mythical.
Chris
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Actually, Chris...what I have is a set of Hatori Barber Clippers. Did you say katana? All I can really cut is a inch off the top...not quite what Darryl Hannah did to Lucy Liu.
Do you remember the story of Loki and Thor?
Loki was always doing crazy stuff and he wound up telling Thor he could cut his head off if so-and-so happened, but when the time came, he said, "I told you you could cut off my head, but not an inch of my neck!" So, somehow, this prevented Thor from cutting his head off....not exactly sure how. I know Phi would have figured out a way to get it. Thor must have been kind of dumb...
David
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu
"Eternity forever!"
www.esotericorange.com
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06-06-2012, 07:12 AM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Sounds like more bath salts.
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"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
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06-06-2012, 09:09 AM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Loki was always doing crazy stuff and he wound up telling Thor he could cut his head off if so-and-so happened, but when the time came, he said, "I told you you could cut off my head, but not an inch of my neck!" So, somehow, this prevented Thor from cutting his head off....not exactly sure how. I know Phi would have figured out a way to get it. Thor must have been kind of dumb...
David
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Phi's approach would no doubt involve donuts and coffee ... this nurse suggests a slice right at the occiput, hard to do but no neck involved.
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Janet Rosen
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"peace will enter when hate is gone"--percy mayfield
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06-06-2012, 09:25 AM
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Dojo: Academy of the Martial Arts
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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Sounds like more bath salts.
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Wasn't it Loki who used Hattori (2 t's) Hanzo barber clippers to cut off Sif's hair as well.
I think he had a thong and special shoes to run away from Thor in that story. Now that reminds me of the cyclists I am protecting right now. Paso Robles today, Ventura by Friday.... Many dressed in thongs and wild hair.
So for breakfast entertainment, another Zombie beheading story:
http://m.cbsnews.com/fullstory.rbml?...&videofeed=999
Be whole,
Chris
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06-06-2012, 10:52 AM
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse and Compassionate Liberation
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So, somehow, this prevented Thor from cutting his head off....not exactly sure how.
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Cannot cut with a hammer ... HULK SMASH!!!
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