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Old 03-28-2006, 11:40 AM   #26
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Re: Care of the Gi.

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if I have to tell u two off again ... I'll make you sorry .... KAREN ... STOP STEALING MY INNUENDOS!
lol sorry mam but you know its true nick would make a lovely queen

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Old 03-28-2006, 12:47 PM   #27
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Re: Care of the Gi.

Karen,

You could try soft lights and red wine. Tequila works too, but sometimes results in violence.

Michael
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Old 03-28-2006, 01:04 PM   #28
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Re: Care of the Gi.

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Karen,

You could try soft lights and red wine. Tequila works too, but sometimes results in violence.
sir are you trying to infer that im a violent person??

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Old 03-28-2006, 02:47 PM   #29
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Re: Care of the Gi.

Karen ... Im shocked ...... Nick Simpson is a god in our our time .... a living legend ... they even talk of his prowess here down south ... I cant possibly understand why you choose to insult this living breathing hero of aikido .... him .. and steve mullen!

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Old 03-28-2006, 02:58 PM   #30
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Karen ... Im shocked ...... Nick Simpson is a god in our our time .... a living legend ... they even talk of his prowess here down south ... I cant possibly understand why you choose to insult this living breathing hero of aikido .... him .. and steve mullen!
oooooooooooo well i do beg your pardon

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Old 03-28-2006, 03:08 PM   #31
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so u should ......

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Old 03-28-2006, 03:16 PM   #32
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so u should ......
but you know its true!!!!! well he does wear a black 'skirt' an all

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Old 03-28-2006, 04:25 PM   #33
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Re: Care of the Gi.

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but you know its true!!!!! well he does wear a black 'skirt' an all
Mine's blue.

"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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Old 03-28-2006, 04:35 PM   #34
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no its not can i help it if my mind is half on the thread and the rest is else where
Well at least you can keep half of your mind on the thread; Mine is more like 10% on the thread and 90% elsewhere.

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Old 03-28-2006, 05:52 PM   #35
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Oh, gracious no! A lady of your obvious refinement and grace could NEVER be violent. After an appropriate amount of tequila however, others could be inclined to be violent simply because they would be unable to understand your wit, your skills as a dancer, or the volume of your melodious singing voice.

Michael
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Old 03-28-2006, 05:59 PM   #36
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Re: Care of the Gi.

ROFLMAO .... melodious singing??? KAREN????? hehehe .... if you say so!
back to the gi thing ....
(not that my mind was slouching in the gutter!) ...
how does one perfect nikkyo on a softer gi? ... i mean .... you just cant get the ultimate bend?

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Old 03-28-2006, 06:23 PM   #37
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Re: Care of the Gi.

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how does one perfect nikkyo on a softer gi? ... i mean .... you just cant get the ultimate bend?
Lots of starch?

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Old 03-28-2006, 06:28 PM   #38
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Lots of starch?
ahhh ... well .... thats a blooming good idea ..... ta me ducky x

look out gi .... your MINE!

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Old 03-29-2006, 06:14 AM   #39
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ROFLMAO .... melodious singing??? KAREN????? hehehe .... if you say so!
back to the gi thing ....
(not that my mind was slouching in the gutter!) ...
how does one perfect nikkyo on a softer gi? ... i mean .... you just cant get the ultimate bend?
erm excuse me but have you heared me sing ....... er i think notand emms as for your mind is never has nor will it ever be in the gutter....... try the sewer

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Old 03-29-2006, 09:00 PM   #40
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Re: Care of the Gi.

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erm excuse me but have you heared me sing .......

The question is...can your gi accompany you in a duet?
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:35 AM   #41
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The question is...can your gi accompany you in a duet?
all it knows how to do is hum

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Old 04-20-2006, 02:10 PM   #42
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Re: Care of the Gi.

Seriously tough, the gis WILL take over the world. Whoever thought of the robots or the corcroches (or however it's spelled correctly), was wrong. Although its the hakamas I'm more worried about.
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Old 04-21-2006, 03:15 AM   #43
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Re: Care of the Gi.

with their many folds of evil

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 04-21-2006, 05:45 AM   #44
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Re: Care of the Gi.

yea but what about the evil belts that hold all these things together

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Old 04-22-2006, 12:19 PM   #45
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Yeah lets face it: we cannot trust on any part of our aikido uniforms. In fact, the actual reason for us studying aikido is to defeat them

My Karate obis keep fighting my Aikido obis What can I do???


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Old 04-22-2006, 01:22 PM   #46
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Re: Care of the Gi.

My dogi is kinky, it always chaves my nipples.

Especially after a long seminar.
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Old 04-22-2006, 03:19 PM   #47
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Maybe you need pasties lmao

Either wash it alot of times or
use fabric softener

Dont make me, make you, grab my wrist.
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Old 04-22-2006, 04:00 PM   #48
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Re: Care of the Gi.

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Seriously tough, the gis WILL take over the world. Whoever thought of the robots or the corcroches (or however it's spelled correctly), was wrong. Although its the hakamas I'm more worried about.
Hakamas will be the ruling class, the gis will be the muscle

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Old 04-23-2006, 04:26 PM   #49
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Yeah the Hakamas are always thinking themselves as superior. Well I'll put a group of jeans to fight them then.
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:39 PM   #50
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Re: Care of the Gi.

so its like pinky and the brain then?
"so hakama .... what are we doing tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night dogi ..... Try to take over the world!"

.. kinda like that?

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