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Old 10-11-2004, 07:44 PM   #1
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Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!



Well, I've got my Halloween costume!
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:49 PM   #2
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

When you're done you can do a little "origami t-shirt folding"

Bronson

"A pacifist is not really a pacifist if he is unable to make a choice between violence and non-violence. A true pacifist is able to kill or maim in the blink of an eye, but at the moment of impending destruction of the enemy he chooses non-violence."
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Old 10-12-2004, 05:11 AM   #3
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

pfft..... everyone knows the true secrets of the ninja are found at http://www.realultimatepower.net/ the OFFICIAL ninja web page. (not for the easily offended)

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
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Old 10-12-2004, 07:17 AM   #4
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

Quote:
Nathan Gidney wrote:
pfft..... everyone knows the true secrets of the ninja are found at http://www.realultimatepower.net/ the OFFICIAL ninja web page. (not for the easily offended)
Meh... Robert Hamburger is a pale shadow of true ninja-ness!

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Old 10-30-2004, 10:45 AM   #5
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

Where are steps 3 and 6?
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:13 AM   #6
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

Quote:
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Where are steps 3 and 6?
Umm, scroll right.

Bronson

"A pacifist is not really a pacifist if he is unable to make a choice between violence and non-violence. A true pacifist is able to kill or maim in the blink of an eye, but at the moment of impending destruction of the enemy he chooses non-violence."
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Old 11-11-2004, 05:20 PM   #7
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

Tis quite fetching. A girl I know showed me that a while back, and for about a month her MSN name read "If anybody needs me, call - NINJA KATIE!"

She was a bit of a prat. lol.
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Old 11-12-2004, 05:42 AM   #8
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

Hmmm - Call me a geek but I noticed that the 'ninja' sword they picture is not a real ninja sword! Ninja swords have a straight blade whereas the one pictured is just a traditional katana.
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:17 AM   #9
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There is little or no proof for the straight and short "ninja sword" - probably it is just a myth, like so many other things in this field.
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Old 11-12-2004, 12:22 PM   #10
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

this is funny stuff. :-P
LOL

This reminds me of the real ultimate power website of ninjas that was posted on here a long time ago.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm
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Old 11-13-2004, 06:30 AM   #11
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

Somebody call Ashida Kim!
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Old 11-25-2004, 01:31 PM   #12
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

If anybody wants another humorous ninja website, visit http://www.entertheninja.com some funny items their, especially if you want to know how to defend yourself against a killer tomato.
Daniel Moore
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Old 11-25-2004, 03:42 PM   #13
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Re: Secrets of Ninjitsu revealed!

Actually, the first ninja were probably just samurai that were told to assassinate someone so they did use a regular daito...but that beside the point.
I hope I'm not the only person that actually followed the steps and became a ninja....
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