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Old 02-23-2004, 06:32 PM   #1
Jack Robertson
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 64
How effective is Aikido in the street,packing meat

Aikido is great I must say. But how does it do on the street (packing meat)?

You can't really use your bokken to cut the meat because it's not sharp and you'd just get blood all over your bokken, the one you just payed 135 dollars for.

Your hand to hand techniques will only help you in bagging the meat. But you would never be able to cut it!!!

I'm telling you, I just don't think Aikido is really 'effective' in the meat packing business.

Any thoughts?
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Old 02-24-2004, 08:51 PM   #2
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HA HA HA... *cough
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Old 02-25-2004, 03:32 AM   #3
Jack Robertson
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Mallory Wikoff (Bushi) wrote:
HA HA HA... *cough

HA Ha HA.... *Punch

: )
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:31 PM   #4
Derek Dunham
Dojo: Aikido of Albany
Location: Albany, Oregon
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 6
You can use Aikido skills to throw large haunches of meat, instead of carying them.
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Old 02-29-2004, 04:15 AM   #5
Location: West Yorks and Merseyside, UK
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Posts: 170
United Kingdom
become a vegiterian! Vegetables are so much easier to deal with! (And they can roll)
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Old 04-22-2004, 01:31 PM   #6
Dojo: hopefully Purdue Aikido Club
Location: Indiana
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 158
Re: How effective is Aikido in the street,packing meat

Care for your new bokken by "seasoning" it regularly with olive oil.

Blood wipes right off, and the meat is oiled just enough to prepare for pan-frying.

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Old 04-28-2004, 10:25 PM   #7
Dojo: Hakodate Aikido Dojo
Location: Hakodate
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 19
Re: How effective is Aikido in the street,packing meat

Obviously you have not been to a Nishio Shihan Demonstration. He used a real sword to demonstrate Aikido techniques as well as typical Japanese BBQ styles.

Robert Sims
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