There are entire arts that are based on Zhan Zhuang. Just standing.
it's not sexy standing around like that as shown in below conversation.
Wife: what are you doing?
Me: doing martial arts.
Wife: how is that martial arts when you just standing there looking like a dork?
Me: it's a very high level martial arts that i am practicing. it called internal martial art. it will make me more powerful and men will flock to me like fly on shit.
Wife: no wonder men attract to you, since your gut stuck out like that!
Me: it's a developed dantien!
Wife: i wish you would go to the gym and develop a six-pack!
Me: but i got a whole keg! why would you want a six-pack!
Wife: we, women, like men with six-pack. it's sexy. that's why we go the gym in tight leotard to entice men to go to the gym too.
Me: ya, but i don't look good in leotard. it makes me look fat.
Wife: too late for that, with all your internal hanging out! i am going to gym and check out the men,... i meant, working out.
Me: fine! you will find me sexy enough when i become the budo master!
Wife: stop eating those strange mushrooms you picked in the wood!