Had a weird dream last night: we were all in the change room getting ready for Aikido practice when suddenly, all our Gi's jumped up and started running around attacking each other! Man, the carnage was horrible; bits of white fabric everywhere!
Well, you can imagine we were pretty nonplussed, watching our garments fight each other, until I stood up, threw my arms out and bellowed: "GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGIS!!!
I'm sorry; that was awful.
I'll just go and hit myself with something...