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Old 11-22-2010, 07:37 PM   #1
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A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....
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Old 11-22-2010, 09:28 PM   #2
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'

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A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....
Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke...
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Old 11-22-2010, 09:36 PM   #3
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'

...cuz the Aikido master got knocked out and the other three were just sticking up for their buddy!...Ah-hahahahahahaha
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Old 11-22-2010, 10:49 PM   #4
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'

and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.

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Old 11-23-2010, 09:39 AM   #5
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and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.

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Old 11-23-2010, 09:50 AM   #6
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'

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and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.
You sexist! Why do you assume they're all men?
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Old 11-23-2010, 10:11 AM   #7
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You sexist! Why do you assume they're all men?
Who is more likely to be in barroom brawls ?

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Old 11-23-2010, 11:00 AM   #8
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Why do we assume only a man can woo and leave with a woman? Pfft...

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Old 11-23-2010, 11:21 AM   #9
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'

Dan and David raise good points.....but where did I refer to the sex of the teacher? I didn't refer to the teacher's gender cuz I couldn't figure which way would be funnier to me. See, I can be politically correct, insensitive lout that I am.

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Old 11-23-2010, 12:11 PM   #10
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A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....
while the aikido instructor unsuccesfully tries to convince them to stop kicking the crap of the people who started the brawl...his/her wannabe budoka larping deshi.

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Old 11-23-2010, 05:09 PM   #11
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I heard she was sobbing at the bar ..telling the bartender that no-one would grab her wrist

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Old 11-23-2010, 07:13 PM   #12
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'

Now THAT'S funny - I don't care who you are.

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Old 11-24-2010, 06:46 AM   #13
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'

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I heard she was sobbing at the bar ..telling the bartender that no-one would grab her wrist
You beat me to it!

How about this:
The aikidoka is still trying to tie their hakama.
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Old 11-25-2010, 06:16 PM   #14
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Re: Town full of 'Masters'

Okay ... (they were quiet good by the way) ...

No one said "What about the Aikido master?"

Answer: He didnt go out that night.
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