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Old 11-19-2009, 06:45 PM   #76
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So.. how long until they close this thread down? lol
At the very least it should be moved to the Non-Aikido Martial Traditions thread.
 
Old 11-19-2009, 07:09 PM   #77
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Or the Non-Aikido Marital Traditions....

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Old 11-19-2009, 07:52 PM   #78
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But after 21 years of marriage it seems even having the account is no guarantee...
 
Old 11-19-2009, 09:04 PM   #79
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Maybe Erick Mead could provide a diagram that could show how a European Ninja be able to do this, as I think it is possible.
Your wish, m'lord ...

Given that Ninja's are mebbe two orders of magnitude greater in mass, with a scaling factor -- we simply interpolate --




But, really I think the occupational demographics are far more fascinating ...



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Old 11-19-2009, 10:39 PM   #80
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lol Erick...I KNEW you could do this! all in good fun! thanks!

 
Old 11-19-2009, 11:55 PM   #81
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Oh crap, there goes next month's column topic....

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Old 11-20-2009, 01:50 AM   #82
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Ninjaray can't have found the answer... the account seems to still be active..
 
Old 11-20-2009, 05:04 AM   #83
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hmmmm...or is it active? maybe he deleted it and it is just an lllusion!

 
Old 11-20-2009, 05:05 AM   #84
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If you have an account on Aikiweb and you don't visit it, does it really exist?

 
Old 11-20-2009, 06:33 AM   #85
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does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 
Old 11-20-2009, 07:48 AM   #86
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Aren't you glad you asked so nicely?
I'll ask nicely for him.

Could you please let me know how I can delete my account?

Thank you,
 
Old 11-20-2009, 08:00 AM   #87
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That was fucking nice of you, Salim.
 
Old 11-20-2009, 08:48 AM   #88
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Onegaishimasu. Potty mouth is a sure sign of poor training/teaching.
In gassho,

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Old 11-20-2009, 12:30 PM   #89
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Shouldn't Chuck Norris have taken care of this guy by now?

"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
 
Old 11-20-2009, 12:53 PM   #90
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maybe we are viewing the contrails left over from Chuck.

 
Old 11-20-2009, 12:54 PM   #91
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fnord!
 
Old 11-20-2009, 01:29 PM   #92
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Shouldn't Chuck Norris have taken care of this guy by now?
Nah, if Chuck punched him there would be nothing left to see. Hence the silence...

 
Old 11-20-2009, 02:53 PM   #93
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His momma was a ninja.

 
Old 11-21-2009, 09:10 PM   #94
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I just wanted to make sure I got a post in on this thread.

How many ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trusting the process.
 
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How many ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
There's not enough room to screw in a light bulb...
 
Old 11-22-2009, 01:02 AM   #96
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There's not enough room to screw in a light bulb...
Not all of us are so well endowed ...

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Old 11-22-2009, 08:24 AM   #97
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There's not enough room to screw in a light bulb...
Ninjas cannot be seen. Since a lightbulb produces light, Ninjas must exceed the speed of light, of course, to evade it -- since they are "not being seen."

As such, by exceeding the speed of light the ninja achieves, according to general relativity, infinite mass, but therefore immediately collapses under his own gravity into a black hole. But since his initial mass was so small, the event horizon radius of this infinitesimal black hole easily fits in a lightbulb. Many of them, in fact. There would certainly enough ninjas for some interesting and censored manga treatment, if, of course, light could escape from fornicating blackholes, which it can't -- so the printing costs for page after page of nothing but black ink would be prohibitive, no matter how alluring the cover art...

Given the acknowledged number of ninjas that are actively "not being seen" -- the gravitational effects are not trivial. Of course, the concentration of ninjas in Japan is well-known. Accordingly, the uneven distribution on the globe of this mass of extremely massive, unmentionably writhing ninjas in the light bulb in question would cause a warp in the earth's gravitational field, causing it to become much shorter in one axis than the other, and to bend slightly around the center of the anomaly -- in the Kabukicho in Tokyo. And this is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

The ground would shift and gravity would be altered -- incidentally, among other things, destroying those schools of internal arts that depend on the ground and gravity, leaving them weak and vulnerable, and need of protection, relying likely on the services of more ninja -- and so the problem can only grow.

All of this stretching and writhing and buckling (the earth, not the fornicating ninjas) would cause many earthquakes -- a well known feature of Japan, and also in New Zealand -- but in New Zealand, of course they have fewer ninjas, and so fewer earthquakes, but many, many more sheep. Since ninjas by nature and training innnately lust after sheep, much more than they lust after other ninjas, who they can't see anyway, there are fewer gravitational anomalies created in New Zealand. And of course, with that many sheep's bladders around -- what few earthquakes might occur can mostly be prevented and are hardly any problem at all.

Really, this new learning amazes me ...

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So the bottomline is Japan has earthquakes because of ninja? Interesting.

It sounds reasonable. Everyone knows that there are more Ninjas on the west coast of the US vice the east coast. That is backed up with the data showing that there are more earthquakes on the west coast than east coast.

Then there is the Chuck Norris factor...I think there are less Ninja in the US because of Chuck. He doesn't like Ninja I have heard and kills them quite frequently.

Since we all know that coconuts migrate with Ninja, that also explains why we don't have many coconut trees in the US where as in Asian Countries where ninja are more prevalent there are lots of coconuts.

 
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So the bottomline is Japan has earthquakes because of ninja? Interesting.
All true.

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Then there is the Chuck Norris factor...I think there are less Ninja in the US because of Chuck. He doesn't like Ninja I have heard and kills them quite frequently.
Not exactly. It is well known that Steven Hawking proved that black holes inevitably evaporate -- this is because Chuck's influence subtly pervades the entire universe -- but in his actual presence black holes burst like soap bubbles, and ninjas cannot survive that.


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So the mere presence of Chuck would kill a ninja. So you could probably determine where Chuck Norris by determining the density of ninja in a particular area.

That might be useful. As we all know that you can only delete your aikiweb account if you get permission from Chuck Norris.

 

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