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Old 11-18-2009, 07:07 PM   #51
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You can? I've never needed an account for that! Where do I sign up?

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Old 11-18-2009, 08:53 PM   #52
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The greatest of all Ninja:
http://www.askaninja.com
 
Old 11-18-2009, 09:00 PM   #53
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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
nooooo, coconuts can't migrate silly...but a ninja could carry them.

 
Old 11-18-2009, 09:10 PM   #54
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http://www.askaninja.com/node/5568
 
Old 11-18-2009, 09:34 PM   #55
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nooooo, coconuts can't migrate silly...but a ninja could carry them.
A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.

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Old 11-18-2009, 09:53 PM   #56
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Leave that IP nonsense in the non-aikido forum.
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

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Old 11-18-2009, 10:38 PM   #57
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hahahahaha,,, that one just made my night,,,, Thanks Josh .

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Old 11-18-2009, 11:57 PM   #58
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My 9 year old has two coconut shells in his room. He loves The Holy Grail.
There's an app for that: "Coconut Horse"

Yes, of course it's on my iPhone.

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Old 11-19-2009, 12:44 AM   #59
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Keith:

I can no longer count the number of times that I have seen the Holy Grail (Funniest movie ever made) and my youngest son and I love to watch episodes of the flying circus on the DVD....
I had a couople of their audio cassettes, incuding the on with the Argumet Clinic on it. My mom really liked that one. We visited an old friend and got into "Don't argue with me!" "I'm not arguing" "Yes, you are." She thought we were nuts until I played the source material.

Which reminds me, how's sensei Bruce in Australia?

G'DAY!

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Old 11-19-2009, 09:42 AM   #60
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Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Repression and oppression are nuts from the opposite side of the tree. Too many coconuts can lead to gastric upset and depression. However if one mixes an appropriate amount of elderberries with the coconuts while burning the branches of a larch tree a great source of hidden power is revealed which can be used to overturn to totalitarian paradigm and restore power to the proletariate. Of course, the dreaded side effects can include silly walking and Tourette syndrome like symptoms.

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Old 11-19-2009, 09:43 AM   #61
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You can? I've never needed an account for that! Where do I sign up?
Unfortunately, it is a pay per use site ...

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Old 11-19-2009, 10:06 AM   #62
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Unfortunately, it is a pay per use site ...
So what else is new?

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Old 11-19-2009, 10:34 AM   #63
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in soviet russia, ninja deletes *you*

moooo haa haaa
 
Old 11-19-2009, 11:01 AM   #64
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A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.

David
Maybe Erick Mead could provide a diagram that could show how a European Ninja be able to do this, as I think it is possible.

 
Old 11-19-2009, 11:18 AM   #65
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Ninjas are invisible.
Ninjas are everywhere.
You cannot see them.
This proves they are there.

QED
It is a known fact that the Ninja are simply the enforcement arm of the of the international Masonic conspiracy controlled by the Illuminati using the Tri-Lateral Commission and the Carlyle Group as fronts.

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Old 11-19-2009, 11:19 AM   #66
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A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.

David
I have just been notified by the budo bridge keeper that all ninja, whether they be African, European, Laden, Unladen,.... have been tossed into the abyss. Regular programming may now resume.

Marc Abrams
 
Old 11-19-2009, 11:20 AM   #67
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Aren't you glad you asked so nicely?

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Old 11-19-2009, 11:34 AM   #68
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Take a large sledgehammer and smash the computer, monitor, keyboard, etc. Make sure to totally demolish the hard drive as that has all your critical data. Next, make sure you pull all the wires that attached the computer to the wall/phoneline/whatever and rip those out all the way to the source. Fill your bathtub with water and drop everything into the water while still plugged in. This will help ensure everything shorts out correctly. Jolting feelings are normal during this process. So is that burning flesh smell. As this will likely result in your own electrocution it will also suffice to erase your existence. Kind of the ultimate "delete my account" deal.

If you have any further technical questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

HTH

Of course this is all in jest. Sorta.

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Old 11-19-2009, 12:02 PM   #69
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Maybe try "Ctrl W" or "Alt F4"

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Old 11-19-2009, 12:49 PM   #70
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I tryed to get one of those when I was younger but they always made me pay cash up front.

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Old 11-19-2009, 01:29 PM   #71
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Yeah....

Imagine my dismay when I found out you needed an account?
 
Old 11-19-2009, 01:35 PM   #72
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I don't get this number of respones when I write a column.

As they say, everyone lights up a room. Some when they enter and some when they leave. (I guess some when the find the light switch.)

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Old 11-19-2009, 03:16 PM   #73
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Yeah....

Imagine my dismay when I found out you needed an account?
But after 21 years of marriage it seems even having the account is no guarantee...

 
Old 11-19-2009, 04:29 PM   #74
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But after 21 years of marriage it seems even having the account is no guarantee...
I could have sworn she was yelling No Account at you last night...Oops sorry. Wrong gentleman, my apologies.
 
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So.. how long until they close this thread down? lol
 

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