change comes from within
I know ya all know this stupid joke but might as well!
A monk goes to buy pizza ( why? I don't know! grr) and hands the cashier guy 20 dollars for a 15 dollar pizza. The monk surprised that he didnt get change and advances to asked the cashier if he may have his change. The Cashier says " Change must come from within!"
Ya I know its not imaginiative or not but its good!