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Old 09-24-2001, 12:46 AM   #1
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Extension of Ki

I was taking part in a Ki Aikido seminar in London, some years ago.During the lunch break, I went to the toilet to shift some of the vast amount of tea,already consumed that morning. I was alone in the toilet, apart from another aikidoka, who shall remain nameless.There I stood, hakama hitched up,trying with no success, to empty my bladder,as usualI cannot go, if anyone is in the room. Suddenly the voice of the other aikidoka came from behind me, at this point I should mention, that he was at the mirror, trying to put in his contact lenses in, 'I always have that problem` he said ' I cannot go if anyone is in the room, I just completely relax, and extend Ki through my penis, I find that works`..... It was at that point, I made my excuses and left before I collapsed in a heap on the floor in a fit of giggles.
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Old 09-24-2001, 03:01 AM   #2
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Ahhhh.... Now I finally get it..... Ki is actually hot p... uhmm... I mean.... it's a load of.... nahhh... probably not.

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Old 09-24-2001, 05:36 AM   #3
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I remember reading this quite complex book on Chi Kung when I was younger. The early excercises were all about learning to contract different parts of your anal sphincter so ki wouldn't escape through your arse. It even had detailed diagrams (thankfully there weren't pictures!)

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Old 09-24-2001, 08:42 AM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by ian
I remember reading this quite complex book on Chi Kung when I was younger. The early excercises were all about learning to contract different parts of your anal sphincter so ki wouldn't escape through your arse. It even had detailed diagrams (thankfully there weren't pictures!)

Ian
Ian,

sometimes more than just ki escape...


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Old 09-24-2001, 10:54 AM   #5
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Unhappy MORE THAN KI ESCAPES...

Quote:
Originally posted by Carlos
Ian,
sometimes more than just ki escape...
Carlos
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KAMI : Carlos San,

You make me red-faced...

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Old 10-24-2001, 01:59 AM   #6
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Ki going thge wrong way

I recall the end of a class I once attended, The instructor was demonstration sitting Kokyuho. She explained that to move uke you must extend Ki. She did so and we all heard it.
As Uke in seiza facing her, I had to keep a straight face. She demonstrated a second time, once again we all heard the power of her ki. And one more time, whoops there she goes again!

Three times in a row, this woman certainly had some ki in there
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