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Old 08-03-2005, 03:02 PM   #26
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Re: Top 10 SignsYou Haven't Done Enough Aiki

you walk by sensei and trip on her hakama...I am ashamed. On the other hand, I made up for it by forging her some throwing spikes out of 1050 steel *big smiles!!!*

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
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Old 08-04-2005, 06:38 AM   #27
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Crawler.

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 08-04-2005, 09:12 AM   #28
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Re: Top 10 SignsYou Haven't Done Enough Aiki

Bruises on your forearms after shomenuchi ikkyo.
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:35 PM   #29
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Re: Top 10 SignsYou Haven't Done Enough Aiki

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Crawler.
Depends on how good looking she is mate...

Oh yeah, I'm gonna hang out with my xxxx out....


Aikido doesn't work? My Aikido works, what on earth are you practicing?!
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Old 08-05-2005, 10:53 AM   #30
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Ninja stars are obviously the way to a girls heart. I wish.

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 08-05-2005, 02:59 PM   #31
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Re: Top 10 SignsYou Haven't Done Enough Aiki

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Ninja stars are obviously the way to a girls heart. I wish.
I hope you aren't talking about me, cuz sense is like 30 years older than me.
and anyway, i don't forge shuriken for just anybody.

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Old 08-05-2005, 04:14 PM   #32
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Oh come on. Do you see the irony in my previous statement? Look really hard

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 08-05-2005, 09:12 PM   #33
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Bruises on your forearms after shomenuchi ikkyo.
You can always blame this on having a newbie for a partner.
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Old 08-12-2005, 01:45 AM   #34
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Re: Top 10 SignsYou Haven't Done Enough Aiki

your sensei can still make you cower with only glare
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Old 08-12-2005, 01:47 AM   #35
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your sensei can still make you cower with a meer glare
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Old 08-13-2005, 05:40 AM   #36
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Re: Top 10 SignsYou Haven't Done Enough Aiki

You still make the same mistake and get hurt the same way while rolling.

You regularly "cut your own hands off" while picking up a bokken.
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