^^^ Ah-HA! That's me. At last -- a category that fits!
I was wrong -- I thought I was an Aiki-fruity, but no, I just mingled with the time on weekly visits from Karate-Do. And although I'm playing with the Elves now, I've been to the plains of Wing Chun, I regularly go to the islands of Kali, and of late, the mysterious and foreboding mountains of Serak.
After all that, dancing with the Elves is quite relaxing.