View Single Post
Old 04-10-2005, 11:04 PM   #56
Hardware
 
Hardware's Avatar
Dojo: Ronin (sort of...)
Location: Prairies
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 69
Canada
Offline
Re: Another aikido joke

Q. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

A. Lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog...

*****************************************************************************

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

W. One. But it takes a long time and the light bulb must want to change...

*****************************************************************************

A little more off topic...

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A. Well, one is white, made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with. The other one holds groceries...

Thank you everyone. You've been great. I'll be here all week, try the veal...
  Reply With Quote