Re: Another aikido joke
Q. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
A. Lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog...
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Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
W. One. But it takes a long time and the light bulb must want to change...
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A little more off topic...
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. Well, one is white, made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with. The other one holds groceries...
Thank you everyone. You've been great. I'll be here all week, try the veal...
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