Thread: Practicing Ikea
View Single Post
Old 08-11-2009, 08:12 AM   #46
Erick Mead
 
Erick Mead's Avatar
Dojo: Big Green Drum (W. Florida Aikikai)
Location: West Florida
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,619
United_States
Offline
Re: Practicing Ikea

Quote:
Karolina Owczarzak wrote: View Post
Weapons, ja? Very well.

My weapons, let me show you them:
Karo
Nø, nø, nø. Øur weåpon is feår.

Feår ånd surprise....

Øur TWØ weåpøns are ... feår, surprise, ånd å ruthless efficiency, ...

Øur THREE -- weåpøns -- åre feår -- surprise -- å ruthless efficiency -- ånd ån ålmøst fånåtical devøtiøn tø the...

Ågh! -- I'll cøme in ågåin ... .

(Nøbødy expects the Swedish Inquisitiøn ... )
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


The above is among the esoteric mantras dwelling on the root køtødåmå "ÅØ!" of the ikeaverse mandala --


One must recite the root køtødåmå -- with strong ikea -- when one has experienced the sudden, sharp communion with the weapons of ikea. Thusly:

"ÅØ!" "ÅØ!" "ÅØ!" "ÅØ!" "ÅØ!" "ÅØ!"

Last edited by Erick Mead : 08-11-2009 at 08:19 AM.

Cordially,

Erick Mead
一隻狗可久里馬房但他也不是馬的.
  Reply With Quote