I'm gonna get one!!!
Since my name and style will be on it-
I'll be called Sensei Bruce Chuck Norris Seagal Lee Snr.
I'll give myself a 20th Dan (which I think is a little low, but you know, don't want to seem like i have an ego problem or anything)
My style is Aiki- I'm a fake with a piece of over priced paper on the wall and a McDojo that only teaches dancing -do.