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Re: Top Ten Reasons you STAY with Aikido
10.) It's cheaper than going to the airport and have people lay their hands all over me.
9.) My school had an opening for a Dojo @$$hole, so I took the job.
8.) My wife won't let me beat her any more.
7.) My dad likes to brag his son wears a skirt.
6.) This one time at aikido camp...I had a tanto and....
5.) My idea of diplomacy is a sharp nikyo and a smirk.
4.) I like disturbing my co-worker's Ki.
3.) Two words.....Ninja Monkeys.
2.) All the other dojos kicked me out.
1.) I look damn sexy in a hakama!
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