Re: what would you have done?
What would I have done in that situation? I probably would have said something on the line "I've got a perfect sixpack. Just had it well padded, so it doesn't get damaged". If wouldn't get the message, I'd either find something to critize on her (when I'm in a nasty mood... there's nothing worse than a dose of one's own medcin), or I'd just ignored her. As my ex said, there's nothing that cannot be ignored...