George S. Ledyard
What's the point here? I think I'll call up Chuck and Francis and whoop some skinny boy butt.
Too much trouble, George... besides, I don't like the way their bones sound when they... oh, never mind...
Besides, I've misplaced a bit over forty pounds in the past three months and will continue to pay little attention to where I've left them for another sixty. They won't do the hip replacement until I've lost the weight... rest easy folks, it's your tax dollars at work, and thank you very much.