Re: Funny Story
We had a guy train with us for a couple of weeks once - he said that he had trained in kung fu for a few months. One night at drinks after training he told us that he was training aikido because he wanted to create a new martial art combining kung fu and aikido. Said he wanted to call it kungdo.
He was completely serious. We said why not call it aikifu.
As we say in Australia, he was a few sausages short of a barbeque...