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Bill Danosky wrote:
What about BJJ attackers armed with fresh fruit? Release the tiger?
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Martial Feng Shui is the most appropiate. It consists in throwing furniture at them (chairs, coffe tables, lamps, chaises longes, wimminz....) until harmony is restored, universal chi flows according to heavenly laws, filial piety is respected and ancestors are properly revered.
Orangutans are useful too... they like fruit.