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Old 02-17-2005, 03:36 PM   #16
E.D. Gordon
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Re: Important Health Information

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Steven Miranda wrote:
IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION
Hmmm.. *bites tongue* no "right" way here...

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Steven Miranda wrote:
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
No, and if you say it is, it will be very bad for YOU...

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Steven Miranda wrote:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians and French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Actually, it's cars that kill you.

Not by impact, but by lack of it.

That is, becoming a legless worm due to having a car, and forgetting that the grocery is a pleasant stroll away.

This is why Europe is outliving the mallified USA. They have functional legs, and use them.

mle
drinking wine, nibbling chocolate, and planning her next stroll
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