[Editor's note: Original thread from which this thread was spawned is here: http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7279]
Look very closely at the picture with the sword. Look on the wall behind him. There's a pair of Klingon Batleths hanging there. Surely, every comprehensive Japanese martial art includes use of the batleth.
Please have your phaser with you if you're going dojo storming, and remember, as long as your phaser is set to stun, it's still aikido.