Tim Gerrard wrote:
How the hell do you realise that you can do that. Hint: Get a girlfriend, start interfereing with yourself or get a hobby, looks like they've got far too much time on there hands
Get a girlfriend? Too bad for these guys all that pulling on Willie the One Eyed Trouser Snake has severed the nerves. This is why he doesn't feel it when you "kick him in the Jimmy" (ahhh how I lament Beavis and Butthead), but the side effect is that he is completely impotent. Viagra won't help; his soldier will no longer stand at attention for anyone. His girlfriend will have to be happy with "just being friends."