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Old 05-07-2001, 11:06 AM   #8
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Forgive me Ann but it sounds like the old joke. Short version follows.

The various parts of the body were arguing who was the most important and who should be boss.

The stomach said that without me you could not eat - therefore it is I.

The heart said that without me you could not get food and oxygen delivered - therefore it is I.

The brain said that without me you could not get think and find food - therefore it is I.

The legs said that without me you could not catch the food or travel to find it - therefore it is I.

etc.

Then the asshole spoke up and all the other parts of the body laughed.

The asshole became quite and shut up and soon

The stomach became queasy.
The heart became irregular.
The brain became foggy.
The legs became rubbery.
etc.

Pretty soon the asshole was elected which only goes to show (insert moral here).

My favourite is that only assholes understand true power.




Peter Rehse Shodokan Aikido
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