Thread: Modern weapond
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Old 10-21-2004, 10:40 AM   #3
Tim Gerrard
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Re: Modern weapond

I like to use an adaption of the "mobile-phono-uchi-dori-do". It involves using the mobile phone to inflict serious psycological wounds, with text messages such as "your mam's gay" and "you smell" an opponent can be reduced to a sobbing wreck. Also professing to be a master of the ancient-yet-in-fashion-now art of Feng-Shui is quite a good line "I'll re-arrange your face"etc.

Aikido doesn't work? My Aikido works, what on earth are you practicing?!
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