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Old 07-16-2004, 03:41 AM   #25
shihonage
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Re: Sitting in a bar....

Quote:
Michael Brown wrote:
Ok......
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
-dung-
"Doctor, last night I dreamed that I was a wigwam, and the night before I dreamt that I was a teepee!" Doc replied, "relax, you're two tents."
keep 'em coming, folks.......
-Mike
... I prefer this version:

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Patient comes to a doctor and says,
"Doctor, I'm having strange dreams ! Last night I dreamed that I was a wigwam, and the night before I dreamt that I was a teepee ! Do you have any idea why ?"

Doctor says, "Well, it is quite simple. You're a fucking idiot."

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