Michael Isn't actually trolling imo.
As an ex judoka he just sounds like any other judoka. If he gets his hands on you he will most likely throw you, if you go down to the ground you will be in a world of pain, confusion and exhaustion.
Of course we could digress into multi-opponents or weapons or striking waza but that would merely be turning it into an argument
I will see if I can think of some stories for the thread too