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Old 06-11-2004, 07:50 AM   #14
Jeff Stallard
Dojo: Circle of Harmony / Columbus, Ohio
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 23
Re: Sitting in a bar....

A neutron walks into a bar and gets a drink. He pulls out his wallet and the bartender says, "For you, no charge."

Two peanuts walk into a bar; one was assaulted.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, I got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Really?! You got a drink named Murray?!"

An irishman walks out of a bar...
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