Re: Sitting in a bar....
A neutron walks into a bar and gets a drink. He pulls out his wallet and the bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Two peanuts walk into a bar; one was assaulted.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, I got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Really?! You got a drink named Murray?!"
An irishman walks out of a bar...