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Old 04-22-2004, 02:50 AM   #9
Dojo: Kiburn, London, UK
Location: London
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 899
United Kingdom
Re: Unofficial Aikido forum FAQ (rated R for immature)

Peter, remember the golden rule of aikido - thou shalt not have a sense of humour other than that given to you by Osensei (which means you can laugh at shiho-nage jokes).


Q. What is atemi
A. Anything you want it to be, just shut up!

Q. Which style of aikido is best
A. Whichever one I do

Q. I have a problem
A. Just keep training

Q. No seriously, I can't...
A. Just keep training

Q. But..
A. Look, f**k off back to the dojo and keep training

Q. What is Ki
A. Die now, slowly, painfully and in an entertaining manner please
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