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Old 03-25-2004, 07:21 AM   #1
David Edwards
 
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Dojo: Genbukan, Macclesfield
Location: Macclesfield, NW England
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Tongue The Aiki Horror Dojo Show

RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Knees are aching;
Seiza takes its toll.
But sit patiently

Magenta:
Please, not for very much longer!

RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing my 6th kyu
Drinking those moments when
The tatami would hit me

Magenta:
And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians:
Let's do Aikido again
Let's do Aikido again.

Narrator:
Tsugi-ashi to the left.

All:
And then a tenkan to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands opened up

All:
You bring your partner in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really puts him in pai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ain
Let's do Aikido again.
Let's do Aikido again.

Magenta:
It's so flowing it's misty, and yet it's not twisty
So you can't resist me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with harmonious intention,
Not secluded, I throw all.

RiffRaff:
With a bit of ukemi

Magenta:
You're on the tatami

RiffRaff:
And budo will never be the same.

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do Aikido again.
Let's do Aikido again.

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
I shook-a him up, I took him by surprise.
He got a broken back, and tears in his eyes.
He stared at me and he felt a change.
His body did nothing, never would again.

All:
Let's do Aikido again.
Let's do Aikido again.

Narrator:
Tsugi-ashi to the left.

All:
And then a tenkan to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands opened up

All:
You bring your partner in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really puts him in pai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ain
Let's do Aikido again.
Let's do Aikido again.
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