Okay, that's it.
I am the toughest man alive. I can kill with only a glance. Whoever challenges me is in for it. My Aikido is the best in the universe.
Or, perhaps not.
Hah! My daddy could kick your daddy's butt with his big toe tied behind his back. No, wait, my mommy could kick your daddy's butt with her big toe tied behind her back.
Don't messy with the little piggie.