Okay, that's it.
I am the toughest man alive. I can kill with only a glance. Whoever challenges me is in for it. My Aikido is the best in the universe.
Or, perhaps not.
Oh YEAH!!! (much chest puffing and saber rattling!) You want a piece of dis? Huh? Huh?...said as I turn and reach into a bag, pulling out a big ole can with a label on it that says...yep, you guessed it: "Whoopass!"