Do whatever the hell ya want, you're gonna do it anyway.
They can kick your ass, they can even kill you, but it's against the law for them to eat you.
If you don't quit drinking and hanging with those losers, I'm leaving.
My wife (15 years ago, we're still together)
Make choices today that'll let you feel good about yesterday, tomorrow.
You aren't the dorkiest parent, Dad. A lot of my friends dads are way more doofy than you.
Hey, you keep track of the quotes that mean something to you, and I'll keep track of the ones that have meant something to me.