Thread: "Feeling Aiki"
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Old 11-19-2002, 03:07 PM   #9
kung fu hamster
Join Date: Jul 2002
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You guys inspired me...

Here's my humble offering, sung to the tune of "I get no kick from champagne'....

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My story is much too sad to be told

My creaking, aching joints are making me old

I offer nikyo as a point in case

When I'm down on bended knee

Fighting vainly the urge to flee

Then I suddenly turn and see

Your fiendish face

I get no kick from the pain

Mere Tylenol doesn't help me at all,

To my shame I admit that it's true

I can't wait to nikyo you

I got a kick in the groin

I couldn't rise till the throbbing subsides

Grab my wrist and I'll circle on cue

Then I get to nikyo you

I get a kick every time I see you kneeling there

Before me

I get a kick though it's clear to see

You obviously do not adore me

I get a kick from your face

Flying up high with your skirts in the sky

After I jointlock and fling you goodbye

Oh, I get a kick out of you...

;^D
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