As a last resort I will threaten to give Phi their home phone number!
hey! that shouldn't be your last resort. it should be next to last. your last resort should be strip naked and said "do ya feel lucky, punk?!" most folks would have problem with attacking a naked guy, unless, a naked guy as good looking naked as i am, then that's a different story. especially, when he also has a jar of kimchi and said "lets get it on!"