Re: My forum pet peeve: "I never got in a fight - the ultimate self-defense!"
i would be the first one to admit that i take martial arts, like aikido, so i don't get into fights which is the ultimate self-defense. so far so good since i haven't got into fights yet, if you don't count fighting in tournaments as fighting or kumite in dojo as fighting, then i have done pretty good. god forbid if i have to defense myself, some of the stuffs might not even going to work. have you ever defend against drunken ninja monkey strapping with explosive vest and with a dead-ape switch? i don't think anything in my martial arts repertoire would work. come to think of it, i might have to pack some banana. one can't be too careful these days. bad enough that there are kids running around with automatic riffles. it's worst with drunken ninja monkey. wait! i shouldn't use the word monkey, right?!!!