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Old 10-21-2013, 06:48 PM   #370
Demetrio Cereijo
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Re: What technique would you apply to neutralize Brazilian Jujitsu attacker

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Bill Danosky wrote: View Post
What about BJJ attackers armed with fresh fruit? Release the tiger?
Martial Feng Shui is the most appropiate. It consists in throwing furniture at them (chairs, coffe tables, lamps, chaises longes, wimminz....) until harmony is restored, universal chi flows according to heavenly laws, filial piety is respected and ancestors are properly revered.

Orangutans are useful too... they like fruit.

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