Henry, they haven't made girlfriends like that since 1960.
Jerome, get friendly with a sewing machine. Or Henry's girlfriend.
hahahahahahahah touché! thanx hugh
mary, thanx. looks like a tailor is my next option. and on that note, janet, if you were closer, i'd bring my hakama to you with my blessings!
will check into some of the local ones here...new knees AND an ironed hakama. woohoo