But there is a something- your mind calls it a spoon, which is just a construct made up by your mind, but there is still a something. If that something has a will, and wants to enact it's will upon you, you'll have to deal with it.
Ah, so now I have to deal with a spoon that you've created, within a mind that you've created for me. Oh, and you've created me, too. And then you've created this other something that wants to enact its will, that you've created, upon me, and I have to deal with it.
You're a pretty creative guy, Chris.
OK. So, what do you propose?