hey, i am number 13th! you know, you fajin one grandmaster in the nuts and they voted you down to number 13th. that's politics for ya!
If you already know the secret nutcracker fajin, then why would you need to go to the grandmaster to learn it? And that would, by default, make you at least one of the 12 guys who know it, so you couldn't be voted down to 13th? It's a paradox, man...